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Hamin alan az asemoon baham tamas gereftan va goftan ke ghashangtarin o naztarin fereshtashoono gom kardan,amma natars lot nadadam

Dokhtara 4 rooze avvale doostishoon harfashoon daeman avaz mishe:

1. harf bezan dast nazan

2. dast bezan bos nakon

3.bos bokon tosh nakon

4. tosh bokon harf nazan

(1) period=no sex

(2) no period=sex

=> (1) + (2)

period+no period = no sex+sex

period (1+no) = sex(1+no)

=> period=sex

..so FUCK always!

Anjoman RIYAZIDANANE HASHARI

Vaghti changiz khan be iran hamle kard dar sokhanranish goft:ching kirching SMS lopching,

yani : ?ir tu lope kasi ke SMS jadid dashte bashe va baraye ma nafreste!

Torke ba lore dava mikardan Dustaye lore migan:bezan tu tokhmesh..! Lore nemifahme tokhm kojast.Ba mosht mizane tu cheshmesh Torke cheshmesho migire mige:aai tokhmam...!!!??

Torke tu dastshui bude.pesaresh zang mizane be mobilesh.mige baba kojay?mige yejaei .pesare mige :maman gofte nahar nadarim har ja hasti hamunja ye chizi bokhor.

Adam Ta Vaghti Zan Nadare Faghat Zan Nadare,Vali Vaghti Zan Dare Faghat Zan Dare !

Boro payin.

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bebin man 1 koone piyaaz behet midam , to ham be jaash 1 koone sir be man bedeh . ok ?

Torke mire paaye 1 begire ,

afsare behesh migeh : larzeshe pistoon be che ellati ast ?

Mige : az shol boodan e korset

Ghanune 10 arashmidos: agar zire ab guzidi vali hobab tolid nashe, bedun ke ridi.

Moalem hamchoon sham'eist ke misoozad va havaa ra Aaloude mikonad.pas bayad ou ra gaaz sooz kard.

zane saadi ra porsidand shab'ha bar shoma chegoone migozarad?

goft chon foru miravad momede hayat ast va chon bar miayad mofarahe zaat.

Salam azizam bebakhsh ke chand vaghte sms nemidam akhe Az vaghti andi gofte khoshgela bayad beraghsan, be hich karam nemiresam.

ghazvinie mire khastegari , behesh javabe rad midan , ru kune dokhtare asid mipashe

Saritarin mooshake jahaan be daste tavaan mande motakhasesaane irani taraahi va saakhte shode , in mooshak ba tamaame sor'at too ?oonet .

Bebakhshid ke mozahemet shodam man nemikhastam in khabare narahat konandar o bedam ama say kon ghavi bashi. namarda belakhare gitare shamayizadaro dozdidan

Midooni kallepacharo che joori mikhOran ???

Kallaro mizaran laye pache Ba zaboon mikhoran .

Ghazviniye bad az namaz jamaat :

be baghal dasti : ghabul bashe

be jeluii : khaste nabashid

be aghabi : bashe ta be hesabet beresam.

Bebakhshid ke mozahem shodam ye soal salhast mesle khore oftade bejunam gave hasan ke nashir dare napestun chejuri shiresho bordan hendestun !

Tamame omr dar in hasrat bodam ke yeki hesabi baghalam kone

(bargi az daftare khaateraate yek joje tighi)

Be rashtiye migan on chiye ke deraze kolofte tahrikesh koni azash ab miyad...?! Rashtyi mige auooo malume dige damaghe!

Peygham Gire Telefone Ye Bache Lat : Hajitoon Rafte Dadar , Bad Az So0ot Bolboli Farmayeshetoono Bokonin , Jik Sanie Jiringi Tilif Mizanam Jamaletoono Eshghe Dar Bast , ZZZZZatt Ziad..

az lore mikhan nazaresho dar bareye amrica bege. mige: valla ye lengesh too araghe ye lengesham too afghanestan. fekr konam mikhad berine roo iran

Heyate dolat pishanahaad dade esme pegou GLX ro bezaran begou alef , laam ,mim

1 rooz ye dokhtare zesht az doost pesaresh miporse "farghe man baa khorshid chie ? "

pesare mige : nemishe be har 2 taatoon mostaghim negaah kard .

This is a mode era, no one has time. Girls put the mobile in pussy in vibrator mode, ask boyfreinds to ring..... This is called E-FUCKING

Navar maghziye normal: _/l_/l_/l_/l_

Esfehani: _$_$_$_$_$_

Ghazvini: _(l)__(l)__(l)_

Torke: _!_?_!_?_!_?_

Lore: __________

Be torke migan ba dokme va eshgh ye jomle besaz mige : akharin dokmeye korset chon ba dandan baz shod , ya ali goftim o eshgh aghaz shod.

Be rashtie migan ye arabe dare zanet o mikone. Mige eybi nadare adame khosh mamele sharike male mardome

Saalrooze tavalode yegaane monjie Aalame masti , akhtare taabnaake eysho noosh, eshgh o haal ,zakariyaye raazi bar hameye alkol doostan 55% be baala mobarak

be ye motaad migan ba 45 o 46 o 48 o 47 jomle besaz ........ mige : chela panje mikeshi , chela shishe mishkani ,chela hashti narahat ,chela haf nemizani

jamile ba edison ezdevaj mikonan bachashoon raghse noor mishe

ta hala to yekio ya yeki toro ya yeki,yeki digaro ya yeki 2taro ya 2ta yekio ya to 2taro ya 2ta toro inghadr ke man sare karet gozashtam sare kar gozashte???

be 3 chiz etemad nako0n(del,vaght va omr )del rang pazire , vaght dar taghire , omr dar taghdire

Life mean love and love mean life... از عشق یار ماندو از یار یادگاری

mard dooosti ra kashf kard va eshgh shod zan eshgh ra kashf kard va ezdevaj ra ekhtera kard

mard tejarat ra kashf kard va pool ra ekhtera kard zan pool ra kashf kard va kharid kardan ekhtera shod

az an be bad mard chizihay besyari ra kashf va ekhtera kard vali zan hamchenan mashghoole kharid bood

Raah'haaye shenakht irani ha :

1. zir shalvaarie raah raah e Aabi darand.

2. vaghti bastani livaani ro baaz mikonan daresho lis mizanan

3. har baar ke 1 gholop nooshabe mikhoran be shishash negaah mikonan.

4. too 4choob e dar vay mistan o migan befarma too

Basijie daashte be asemaan negaah mikarde mibine ke setareha daran cheshmak mizanan saresho mindaaze paaein mige : estagh forollaah